"What you have here," the Sergeant said as he held up a squirming rat-lizard-insect about the size of a large cat. It hissed and glared at the Drill Sergeant and the assembled cadets balefully with its multi-faceted eyes. "Is an example of someone trying to be funny. Well, you know what I find funny?!" The large man threw down the thing and followed it with a lightning quick stomp - the crack and the liquid squelch turned a few of the cadets green. "I find a ten mile run in full gear and pack, funny! In the yard in fifteen, Cadets! And Menendez, clean that up!"
